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roller rink meme
🛼 comment with your character and preferences.
🛼 apropos to nothing, your character's at a roller skating rink. are they there to hang out? on a date? nowhere better to get high behind a dumpster on a saturday night and then watch the arcade lights? the roller skate doesn't discriminate.
🛼 maybe somebody'll teach them how to skate so they don't eat it out on the floor.
🛼 watch out for the vomit stain on the carpet.

grinded posting in

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smut 💋 picture prompts

top level & reply to others. be inspired!

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thoughtsonyaoi posting in

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morning after

┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme
→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.
( keep in mind that sexual scenarios are the basis of this meme! please enter with caution )
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memeboogeyman posting in

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the affectionate physical contact meme

➝ post your character below, with your character's name and series in the subject.

➝ tag other people, using an rng with range 1-8 to roll a scenario.

➝ roll as many times as you want, play out whatever you want!

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theseshadesaregucci posting in

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Relation(ship) Wishlist

do you want a certain kind of [ platonic or romantic ] ship with my muse? check out the key below & send me a symbol to tell me what kind of ship you want! we'll make it work.
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sockferatu posting in

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Firsts to Share

HOW TO PLAY

• Nothing novel here. Drop them muses, get some tags.
• Respect preferences. Be as chill as the frost our rooftops.

PROMPTS

ANGRY: ( a ) is angry at ( b ) for the first time
BED: ( a ) and ( b ) share a bed for the first time
CAR: ( a ) shares a ride with ( b ) for the first time
COOKING: ( a ) cooks for ( b ) for the first time
CRYING: ( a ) sees ( b ) crying for the first time
DATE: ( a ) asks ( b ) out on a date for the first time
DRUNK: ( a ) drunk calls/texts ( b ) for the first time
FLOWERS: ( a ) gives ( b ) flowers for the first time
HAND: ( a ) touches/holds ( b )’s hand for the first time
HEARTFELT: ( a ) sends ( b ) a heartfelt text/audio for the first time
HUG: ( a ) hugs ( b ) for the first time
HURT: ( a ) sees ( b ) hurt for the first time
HOME: ( a ) goes to ( b )’s home for the first time MESS ( a ) sees ( b ) in a messy state for the first time
JOURNAL: ( a ) writes about ( b ) in their journal for the first time
SAFE: ( a ) feels safe around ( b ) for the first time
SEEN: ( a ) sees ( b ) for the first time
SICK: ( a ) sees ( b ) sick for the first time
SNOOZE: ( a ) falls asleep on ( b ) for the first time
SUN: ( a ) and ( b ) watch the sunrise together for the first time
TEXT: ( a ) texts ( b ) first after a long silence for the first time
UPSET: ( a ) sends ( b ) an upset text/audio for the first time

+ MIX IT UP. SEND A SYMBOL IN RESPONSE TO MY TOP-LEVEL FOR MY CHARACTER TO:

😘 kiss your character for the first time
🤗 hug your character for the first time
😢 cry in front of your character for the first time
👫 hold your character’s hand for the first time
👊 hit your character for the first time
🍔 cook for your character for the first time
🍻 get drunk with/in front of your character for the first time
🎤 sing in front of your character for the first time
🎨 show your character a special talent for the first time
🏡 go to your character’s house for the first time
✈️ travel with your character for the first time
🛌 sleep with your character for the first time
❤️ tell your character "I love you" for the first time
🖤 tell your character "I hate you" for the first time
🩹 be injured in front of your character for the first time
🚑 go to the hospital with/for your character for the first time
🎁 give your character a gift for the first time

trashtalker posting in

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wayback machine tfln or tfln if it's up

buckynats posting in

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GREEN FLAGS meme

It's not all doom and gloom all the time. Don't beat yourself up! You are a total catch.

how to play
- forget what you think you know about memes.
- forget the traditional subject line. no prefs. no character info.
- verbalize the green flag(s) that would make your character the perfect partner.

vibez posting in

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The "5 Ws" Meme

On the shoulders of giants like Sherlock Holmes and Jessica Fletcher, your character's going to get answers to the most burning mysteries they have about others.

RULES
○ Comment with your dude.
○ Interrogate other dudes using the Five Ws.
○ Consent to interviews you may get!

PROMPTS

WHO?

Who are you?
Who are youreally?
Who was that?
Who’s there?
Who am I?
Who cares?
Who knows?

WHAT?

What’s going on?
What are you?
What just happened?
What do we do now?
What are you doing here?
What do you know about me?
What do you know about them?
What the hell?
What happened to you?
What happened to us?

WHEN?

When did this happen?
When did you get that bruise?
When did all of this start?
When are you going to start telling the truth?
When did you first start lying to me?
When can I see you again?
When’s dinner?
When are we gonna get there?

WHERE?

Where am I?
Where are we?
Where are we going?
Where are you going?
Where have you been all this time?
Where have I been? Uh… See… I can explain…
Where were you when I needed you?

WHY?

Why did you do that?
Why are we doing this again?
Why are you doing this?
Why did you hit me?
Why did you kill them?
Why do you hate me?
Why do you love me?
Why don’t we ever talk anymore?
Why do I love you?
Why did you do something so stupid?
Why are you up so late?

sockhopsolly posting in

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Some of the coolest threads come from just putting characters in situations! This meme is a chance to do just that.

How to Play:

No blank top-levels. Put a "don't panic, but..." statement in your top-level. Examples:
- "Don't panic, but my father's coming and I need you to hide me."
- "Don't panic, but everyone's throwing up."
- "Don't panic, but I think something just exploded around the corner."
- "Don't panic, but there's someone following you."
- "Don't panic, but your shoes clash with that purse really badly."
Respond to other people's statements. Maybe you can help them. Maybe you can make the situation worse. Maybe you can't help but panic.
????
Profit

khaldrogos posting in

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Shameful Attraction

RULES
○ Comment with your character, info, preferences, limits, et al.
○ Other characters, perhaps under the needed duress, will admit if yours is a temptation, even if they know the feeling's wrong. A guilty pleasure, perhaps? There could be a notable age difference, species mismatch, genetic hurdles, a "gay for only you" type set-up, an occurrence against usual type, or the ultimate "hear me out." No matter the fine details, the end's the same: this attraction is inappropriate.
○ Now that the air's cleared, will anything happen?

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Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience?

In that case, rejoice! This ~~hole~~ meme was made for you!

RULES:

Post with your character's name, fandom and pairing preferences in the subject line.

Your character is now in the middle of having sex! Any location, sexual position and level of undress is allowed, so knock yourself out with establishing the scene of your dreams.

Comment around! See if there's anyone else who posted a perfect scene for your character to fuck in.

Keep going and finish the act. Then go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.

???

PROFIT. Or in this case, fun to be had for all.

parrygripp posting in

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"Can You Handle Your Emotions?"

Emotions are... eh. We all have them, whether we want to or not. Some people have control over their emotions, and some people let their emotions control them.

Where does your character fall on this spectrum?

More importantly, what's their relationship with their emotions like? Do they bury everything deep, deep down inside, or are they the first one to cry over a sappy movie? Do they even know how they feel about what's going on inside?

Pretty meta stuff.

No blank top-levels.
Instead, characters are to respond to the proposed question: can you handle your emotions? / are you in touch with your feelings?
Get deep. Look within. Hear, think feel... or don't.

processions posting in

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The Master/Familiar Love Meme

"In European folklore and folk-belief of the Medieval and Early Modern periods, familiar spirits (sometimes referred to simply as 'familiars') were supernatural entities believed to assist witches and cunning folk in their practice of magic. According to the records of the time, they would appear in numerous guises, often as an animal, but also at times as a human or humanoid figure, and were described as 'clearly defined, three-dimensional… forms, vivid with colour and animated with movement and sound' by those alleging to have come into contact with them, unlike later descriptions of ghosts with their 'smoky, undefined form[s]'."

Everybody needs a sidekick. This includes those who may have a little help of their own in the form of magic - witches, warlocks, mages, sages, casters, magicians...whatever you want to call them, they have a bit more juice than your average Joe. Luckily, the job comes with a built-in assistant: a familiar, or a helper spirit. The familiar serves as a guide to their magical "Master" of their choice, helping them out of tight spots and being their companion for life. Sometimes, they come in the form of animals, like dogs and especially cats. Some don't bother with this, though, and just stay in their true humanoid forms. The bond between familiar and master is one of intensity, and they know each other completely. Most familiars even have a telepathic link to their masters. That helps them keep an eye on them. Of course, given this closeness-beyond-closeness, it's easy to imagine a master and familiar as soulmates, and with familiars having a human form...well, intimacy seems like a natural option.

Too bad relationships of that kind between master and familiar are strictly forbidden. Surely, that rule is always followed.

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character, stating your preferences (ex: F/M, open to all, etc). Also, be sure to remember and put whether your character will be witch/master, familiar, or if they can serve as both. There is no "set" type for any of the roles. Masters don't have to be dominate (ineffectual witches have always been a cute trope), familiars aren't passive or submissive, and so on. It's not the same as BDSM...though your character could bring that into it if they'd like.
Comment around to other characters, playing out your forbidden master/familiar ~love~ or what have you.

( prompts under here )

mirrormirrormeme posting in

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wheel of (mis)fortune meme

‧ post with your characters, preferences, limits.
‧ responders spin the wheel, deciding what delicious disaster will debilitate your character(s).
‧ look upon your works and despair.

isockenstein posting in

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[ give you a baby ]

We have the pregnancy and pregnant smut meme, but this meme is for the act of impregnation, which is a kink in and of itself, especially when lots of focus is given to in through narration and dialogue. And of course it's a versatile kink, lending itself well to consensual, vanilla, non-con, and many many other things. And there's mpreg, too!

Let's cut to the chase: this is a meme about impregnation, whether it's the doing or the getting. There are prompts for all tastes, even those who just enjoy the idea and not the reality.

HOW?

* Comment with your character, preferences, and anything else. Also include if you want your character to be doing the impregnating or want to be the one impregnated.
* Remember, this meme is focused on impregnation. Play the act itself up!
* Obviously this meme allows for mpreg and f/f preg too.
* Comment to others.
* Be respectful of others.

( prompts )

sundaybestsocks posting in

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love letters + shipping texts meme

comment with your character.
other people will reply to you.
your characters (in a relationship, in love, in some sort of attraction that gravitates around the other, in idk 'love' is a many-splendored thing) are commanicating via: passionate confessions written on parchment, furtive notes scrawled in code, passive-aggressive post-it notes, messages carved in trees, smoke signals, instant messages on space age computers, text messages complete with lovey-dovey pictures, whatever!
have fun!

isockenstein posting in

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LET'S GO TO THE FAIR MEME

It's time to go to the fair! Food, rides, games, historical reenactments, the choices are endless! Go with your friends, your family, or if you're feeling romantic, go with a date! Don't run out of tickets.

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simplememes posting in

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Doomed

Isn’t something all the sweeter, the more tantalizing and painful, when we know it’s never meant to last?

Love is the same. Its beauty is because it’s finite by human nature, not despite that.

We can never last. We can never love each other in the exact same way as we did yesterday. Yesterday is gone.

We can’t hold it in our arms again. Soon, all we’ll have of that time is memory.

Let’s make our bonds worth remembering.

how to play

For those of us who crave playing out the end of a relationship, no matter how bad or bloody.
Give comments.
Get comments.

prompts
One half (or both) of the pairing:
( tw for violence, death, sickness, war, kidnapping, etc. )

sarabi posting in

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shipping picture prompts

o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.

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Page Summary

postingmemes in bakerstreet - Skating
grinded in bakerstreet - smut picture prompts
thoughtsonyaoi in bakerstreet - morning came soon
memeboogeyman in bakerstreet - Physical
theseshadesaregucci in bakerstreet - Wishlist
sockferatu in bakerstreet - Let’s be the beginning
trashtalker in bakerstreet - tfln
buckynats in bakerstreet - green flag
vibez in bakerstreet - Collect dubyas
sockhopsolly in bakerstreet - Panic! at the Bakerstreet
khaldrogos in bakerstreet - I'm going to jail
moosejuice in bakerstreet - Bust into the middle of the week
parrygripp in bakerstreet - are you saying you don't have feelings???
processions in bakerstreet - Summoning my own demon gf and you can't stop me
mirrormirrormeme in bakerstreet - Misery, torment
isockenstein in bakerstreet - Put my love in you
sundaybestsocks in bakerstreet - Siri send my love
isockenstein in bakerstreet - All’s fair
simplememes in bakerstreet - Doomed
sarabi in bakerstreet - Shipping Pics for My Prompts

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